It’s now time for the feats of strength. Festivus will not be over until the Rangers’ offense pins Devyn Dubnyk Darcy Kuemper.
It’s now time for the feats of strength. Festivus will not be over until the Rangers’ offense pins Devyn Dubnyk Darcy Kuemper.
Looks like it’s actually Kuemper.
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Good thing the young guy Skjei Sid scratched. Wouldn’t want to overwork one of our young, spry D-men.
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Happy Festivus will miss part of the game have to buy a birthday present for a December 26th birthday let’s go Rangers
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Skjei a healthy scratch. hmmm
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what about Klein or Girardi?
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AV>Genius
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it is all about the power play.
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It was classic… Keep going.
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Yes!
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THE making an impact.
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and Girardi with all the time in the world, gives it away.
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THE is awake tonight. Sure wish either Spurgeon or Dumba was on the Rangers.
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Hanka is back.
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It was soft 5 hole…That’s what it is. Sigh…
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And Mr. Softee makes an appearance.
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Start again…. 1-1
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another freebie from the King. so magnanimous.
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tis the season
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Is our mechanical orange windup over?
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I see Mr. Softee has reappeared. And the Wild have taken over the game.
eappeared.
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Now, Wild looks faster.
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Lundqvist back to letting in soft goals, it’s only going to get worse.
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How ’bout those Blue Jackets?
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Klein and Girardi were so outstanding last game that they absolutely needed to be in the lineup tonight.
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This game is important not because of the standing, but rather for team’s self confidence and reassurance of playing ability after embarrassing previous horror show.
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Softie?
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That enigma goal doesn’t happen if the range D man that makes that first pass is on his off side and goes backhand 😉
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Range..r
Ranger
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Soft Cross Bar?
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I’d love to have coyle on the rangers.
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How many times have they gotten the puck within 5 feet of the blue line and not gotten it out. And Joe ,hardworking should be what every team should be including the Rangers.
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Future Ranger Zach Parise?
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Lindbergh has seizure in the slot!
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Stone’s mittens…
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Zach Parise? Think Jessiman. Then think FIRE SATHER!
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3-2 loss book it
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Lol re beat wide not being in the line up. Kid has some secondary assists from the team’s unreal shooting percentage early in the season and the same number of goals as mcilrath does for the panthers and it’s a travesty….puhlease.
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Who’s going to be the D man whipping boy? No one is paired with anchor skjel.
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Jessiman was Hugh-e
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It’s official- we suck again!
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First!
Just finished airing of grievances and feats of strength.
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I got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re going to hear about.
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Welcome new-comers!
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Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son.
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there’s a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
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As I rained blows upon him I realized there has to be a better way
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This new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch!
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Papa, cut it off…and give it to poor.
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I’m at the Panther game. How do our boys look?
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That goal brought to you by Whamo.
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As soon as I saw Koivu standing alone, I new – it is a goal.
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Wow! Meltdown?
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Ok boys, you can start the period now…
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I guess the notification I just got should give me my answer, huh?
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Ev – Rangers down 3-1. Wild get 2 goals in 18 seconds.
Plenty of time…
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Aaaaaand another buzz. Smh
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Time for Raanta. Henrik’s mind is elsewhere.
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Who’s not in the lineup tonight besides the hurt fellas?
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Got one back. What, Me Worry?
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Still didn’t convinced me…
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Comedy Central gonna be a long year boys!
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It’s a friggin goal fest.
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Brandon Pirri should be riding buses in Hartford.
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Can Hank stop anything. Change him.
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I hope being pulled doesn’t affect LQ’s Christmas.
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Lundqvist kinda sucks
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Can’t take a dump w/o all hell breaking loose
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See. Should have pulled him after the 3rd goal. Of course, idiot snow angel man doesn’t help.
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Is it time to worry about this team yet?
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I think we all know what Drury would say about this game
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Again, who played yesterday night and travel? Rangers deflated again, faster than pricked balloon. This team is one big, psychological mess, ready for collective shrink.
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Nice of Shampoo Boy to come to the game prepared to play. People only pay a couple hunny to get into the building per person.
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The Rangers are going to start free freefalling considering the division they’re in.
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Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.
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Cold shower and best Torts’ high pitch diatribe would help.
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Staal vs. Staal? Why should we?
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“Former NHL star Anson Carter.” Right Sam.
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Pirri is disappointment. I admit.
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The best part of this game is that I’m at a different one.
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I don’t care how good AV is supposed to be this team shadows his personality weak! This team has no fire! Without elite talent Rangers will remain the same year after year!
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Pirri is good for one thing. Standing in the right hand circle and shooting on the power play. Otherwise he is a waste of a roster spot.
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That’s all we need now… On the top of …
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Chicago – Colorado 8:30 start.
Plan B.
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Rangers lead the league in fragicide
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Millers gone colder than a Polar Bears testicles
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This is an absolute disaster. I’m sick.
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Wow. 5 against in 32 minutes of play. Rangers went on the Christmas break one day early.
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AV and George Karl don’t like to coach defense
So sue them
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Anthony Duclair will tie this game up in 40 minutes
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Rangers gradually and asymptotically approaching 2 digit goals losing.
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I think this fragility is fallout from the “goalie controversy” and from the Unrepudiated hit on Lundqvist a coupe of games ago.
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W.O.W.
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I don’t care what anyone says – this team is allergic to contact.
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Put Girardi in net he’s great sliding from side to side! I’m depressed it always gets bad before it gets worse!
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The only thing left to see here is for Eric Staal to score, or give his brother a concussion.
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It’s on to Chicago, and let’s win there.
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One thing I will admit is that the Rangers absolutely suck at home
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Joe: “Making that third save is always difficult for the goaltender.” What an azz.
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Mercy rule? Men against boys!
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Why can’t we play Carolina twice a week
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This is about the same time last year when the rangers got off to a good start and than started to fall apart at the end of December, right on schedule.
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Zero intestinal fortitude
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Did Step lose a tooth recently?
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Eric Staal, too, like his bro, getting good at shuffleboard.
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FG – It’s under his pillow.
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These guys suuuuuuuck.
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Rangers need a #1 Goalie real bad!
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They have a real bad one.
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And you can’t blame this crap on the fact that they’re not healthy.
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Only bright spots in the game is opie and enigma.
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Is=are…sheesh
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I wonder when the rangers will have the opportunity to buy out lundqvist’s contract. Sather traded away 1st and 2nd round picks so the farm is mediocre. Sather left a mess for Gorton.
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Fire Darth Sather!
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After not giving up any power play goals in so long, they’ve given up at least one in 3 straight. Smh
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So Wicky, when were you in the gateway state?
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Do casual fans realize the true, all- around value of Nasher?
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Those 2 lost games are really bad in more ways than one.
1.Rangers’ friendly fire and self destroying continues.
2.Even regardless of his scoring, this team is not the same without Nash. Just different in a bad way. He IS important.
3. We are learning that our team is extremely vulnerable psychologically. Where is previous, heralded resilience?
4. You can’t win long run with bunch of average, with few slightly above average and few below, ball less and thin-skinned players.
Boy-e-e-e-e-e!
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What’s coach excuse going to use this time…joke! Fire that clown
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If there isn’t a closed door mtg after this game this team is in even deeper trouble than we imagine. A team w/ 2 days rest against a team that played last night. Wow. 5th in Metro looks optimistic!
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Ev
Grad school in stl from 1999-2001
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I don’t want hear about injuries up front. The blue line is completely healthy and is flat out awful. This group of six isn’t winning us anything.
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Dubois, WY: on the road, brief phone svc., all is well, I take it, at MSG?
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That’s 2 straight games I don’t have to watch. I haven’t missed 2 straight games in at least a decade.
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This team isn’t doomed and the season isn’t lost but it needs personnel changes badly. Even with all players healthy is not a cup winner.
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I left in 93.
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Norm
Try to drive places with no cell service your better off! Be safe.
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Ev
Ah, I’m sure it hadn’t changed much.
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Season is over in a sense that were not beating the rest of metro. Pens and caps for sure.
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Thank the hockey gods for ein kleiner
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I’d be more worried about the jackets right now.
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Most likely jackets however their not playoff tested.
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Eric
True
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Our bottom 6 could be a top 6 in any champion’s team of Guatemala Elite League.
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Olga. If not fire sather? Fire AV?
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We’re not beating Pens or Jackets.
I will now be rooting for the Jackets in playoffs when Rangers miss/get swept in first rounD.
FIRING TORTS = Mistake.
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As drury use to say tonight won’t ruin my christmas
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It’s not that they lose, it’s how they lose…no pride, no fight.
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FIRE SATHER. He handcuffed Gorton with those high NMC contracts. AV is using what he’s been given. Personally, I think the Rangers have overachieved so far…
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Sis
Absolutely correct
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Typical: Haze was waiting until Grabner was covered and made a pass.
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Yawwann…. are you guys still watching this?! Meh….
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5th in metro 1st rd exit. That’s the future.
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LungTwist is turning into a sieve with an anchor of a contract.
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3CP, Ranger game is still on TV, but I’m watching Chicago-Col tied 0-0 after one.
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They are failing the feats of strength
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Rangers need 3 quick goals. Where’s Mosienko?
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Well, so much for being a Festivus optimist. Their heads ain’t screwed on right, & their play is pathetic.
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Who wants to write a review for this dreck?
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I turned it off after the 5th goal… about to play NHL17 on PS4 where I am king!
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Jpg said. The Rangers are giving us a lot of grievances to air this festivus
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I don’t know why they do not communicate on the ice.
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Yay! 14 goals in 2 games! Yay! What an achievement!
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Forget to vote.
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Not gonna ruin my Festivus
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That’ll change C3.
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Doodie
Just copy and paste some of our comments into a collage review
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Jpg said. AV press conference prediction. It is all clendening’s fault and the schedule
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Seriously time to play for a top 5 pick. With everyone healthy our goal tending is not close to good enough to win Lord Stanley!
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I will no longer watch when Pirri dresses for a game. Thus is my grievance
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I voted opie the victim, enigma, and hobbit…in no particular order.
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Do you really want to tank in December?
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Yes, the pirri experiment needs to end.
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REFUND! This is called entertainment?
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Evrockriser
Come online and change it 🙂
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This is called a dreckertainment
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Tired of AV and although I admire him greatly, tired, too, of Donuts. Someone has to LEAD around here!
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Olga do you really think this team can win the cup with Hanks & Raanta?
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Not really, no. But I wouldn’t have surrendered after Pearl Harbor, either.
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Raanta ain’t the problem.
Hanka Hanka the Shampoo Boy is a big problem.
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I’m at the Panther game, C3. A game where a goal was disallowed because a guy was in the crease a la Brett Hull. Wanna talk horrible reffing… Smh
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a couple more dreck losses like this and AV’s ass will be squarely on the hot seat.
I remember Carp wondering if AV woukd make it past Christmas during the summer if the team underperformed….
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Rangers are not under performing. They are 4th in the league in points fer Cripes Sake.
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Admiral. Isn’t it time for January slide. In the standings?
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Did we quit when the he Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Breadman puts Chi up 1-0
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When’s the last time the Rangers gave up a touchdown in consecutive games?
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Wow Olga your comparing Pearl Harbor to a badly beaten NY Rangers team? Come on! After Pearl Harbor we pulled up our boot straps and showed the world true elite talent! This team has no boot straps to pull up or elite talent. And besides the way they are playing tanking probably is not necessary we have strainers for goalies!
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No, I’m saying it’s too early to give up on this team.
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Besides, the US was in far worse shape after Pearl Harbor than the Rangers are after back to back losses. The Rangers are 4th overall and can still improve this year. They can get their injured players back, Hanka can return to form, Gorton can make trades at the deadline…
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That’s a lotta ifs.
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I agree Olga I don’t want to give up either, but this scenario is played out year after year! They are just not good enough and as a fan I’m just frustrated.
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There’s always a lot of ifs, EV. And I’m frustrated too, but they aren’t doing so bad as to chuck ’em in the dustbin at this point. See me again for another opinion in April. If you need a guaranteed winner, root for the Harlem Globetrotters.
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I hate round ball Olga, and I will refresh your memory in April! I hope this group proves me wrong, but I doubt it!
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I may be more inclined to agree with you in April. Let’s leave it at that for now.
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Olga, true too. early to give up on this team
But I have had many years of watching them and seeing patterns
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My blame still goes to the slug at the top. Sather. How he can still be allowed to run a franchise after 17 years with money no object and still never win a championship is beyond me.
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It’s beyond us all!
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When I was younger and at the Garden, this is where the RE-FUND chants would have started. As it is, I am out. Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus and Happy Hanukkah and everything else Boneheads!
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Rangers lose. Hawks lose in OT.
The Gods looked down and laughed.
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This is the best Festivus ever!
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Good game?
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At least we don’t have to watch them for a few days. Truly a dog’s breakfast.
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If Mr. Softee and “uncontested” remain for an extended period we won’t have a Happy New Year.
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The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor because they knew we were unprepared.
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Hank has been playing like a bow-wow, but this D in front of him has learned nothing and if we have a downfall, they will be a huge part of it.
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Torts Jackets have now won 12 consecutive games. Hard not to respect what Torts is doing for a team that was a bottom feeder last year. Amazing. No other words.
Bobrovsky will go into the Christmas break with a 21-5-2 record, a 1.87 goals-against-average and a .935 save percentage. Best goalie in the league?
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Sather fired Torts.
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It was time.
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I think the lapses this game were more on the forwards than the D men
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And it is time again
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Some of you now have the 3rd and 4th lines you were looking for.
Can Fast and Hrivek suck anymore than they already do?
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Good morning Fellow Boneheads Happy Christmas Eve. CCCP it is amazing what good goal tending will do! Well I was thinking this morning, imagine that me thinking, that it sure would be wonderful if we all get to celebrate a Stanley Cup win together on this blog. How fabulous would that be? Thanks Carp for making this blog great, with are help of course, and thanks Doodie for all you’ve done to keep it going. Oh and many thanks to all the guest reviewers for chipping in alone the way! You guys can only imagine how much this blog means to me being isolated done here in St Pete! Enjoy the Holidays than it’s back to more frustration with this clown show! Who knows maybe this year inspite of the odds against it happening we will finally get our Miracle!
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CCCP,
I agree, jut was time to fire Torts (I was a Torts guy). Unless he was going to pull a Coughlin (Giants coach with very similar personalities), and change his ways. That was very doubtful since it has taken him till this year to do so.
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It’ll be a Christmas miracle if you guys stop your whining
Saying “this team as currently constructed can’t win a cup” on December 23 is the same as saying “I’m off my meds and everything is blurry and nothing good ever happens to me so I’m gonna read into something that may not be there”
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14 goals against in two games isn’t a goalie issue per say. Yes, Lundqvist is turning in an unsatisfactory season thus far but there’s something to be said for possession numbers and a defense that had overachieved up until now.
I won’t let this loss ruin my Christmas
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James,
It’s a snowball effect. Hank give up a soft goal after the team got him the lead. It’s a natural key down. The Wild score two quick ones in the second, Rangers get one back, and Hank gives one right back. It’s a goalie issue that caused the D issue. We have said this too many times this season, this game was on Hank!
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Guys wanted a more traditional 4th line. Congratulations, you now have two of them. Just like the old days.
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Good morning, boneheads!
Happy Christmas Eve!
You can’t win with a subpar goaltending ( this one is on Hank, I agree) 2 second lines, one fourth, and another one that belongs in the minors. Try not to lose too much ground until the troops are back, and until Hank gets his game back. And I have no doubts he will. Hopefully he is at his best in March this year. By that time nobody will remember these two atrocious games.
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Agree with Olga that a fair amount (not all) of core blame goes to Sather and the NMC/big ticket contracts. Not only limiting on the next GM but limiting on the coach too. Imagine a game he sits G/Staal/HL – thats like.. almost 20M of contracts not playing. I’m sure he has all the respect in the world for them but privately wishes he had other choices.
Really a trifecta the past few games – bad goal tending, weak defense and little help from the forwards. Also firmly convinced giving C to #27 instead of Nash was a mistake
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Maybe I’m wrong, but I can’t imagine either Donuts or Nash seriously getting in a teammate’s face for sloppy or indifferent play. Hard, too, to imagine hearing either of their voices over the din of a locker room. We need a leader and it wouldn’t shock me that if we ever got one, #27 would gladly give up the C and concentrate on his own game without all the other responsibilities.
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Our D for the most part is loathe to even lean on anyone, let along body check or to at least play positional hockey. We take more knees than do monks in a confessional.
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Torts changing his ways? HA HA! What a funny anecdote! Like when he changed his ways when he went to Vancouver? Tho, haven’t heard much about any of his antics this year. Yet. He’s got himself a very good young team to coach and he’s doing pretty damn good so far. Top PP%, top 3 GF, 30th in goals against! Top goaltending! Not pucking bad!
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And another thing: I firmly believe that 90% of the world is populated by people who stand around waiting for someone to tell them what to do. Tells me our coaching staff better grip up.
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And another thing………………:)
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And another thing. Columbus? Scotty Hartnell with a hat trick. Let’s see how long that lasts. Along with other things in Columbus. They’re good this year, no doubt. Let’s see how far they go come April.
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April is the cruelest month.
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Only got to see extended highlights from last night, and it sure looks like the first line was a first line. But, wow, the lousy goaltending the last two, even St. Raanta.
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(And it’s “loath” without the e in the adjectival form–no charge.) Merry Christmas!
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Beezle
Why would he sit Staal except to give him a breather from time to time. As he should for other defensemen especially Klein and Girardi
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Woof! is right! I will say this though: in the losses to the Pens and Wild the team was going up against two fairly hot teams. Pens were 7-1-2 when they creamed us and we know how many the Wild had won. Prust sayin’!
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They are not so much reluctant to do it, they hate to do it. Loathe. They find defense disgusting.
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Face it – this team plays pond hockey – dipsy-dooodle, fancy-pants, O orientated, like un-coached kids.
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Torts hasn’t changed anything. He just happens to be on a winning streak, so that becomes the narrative.
and BTW, all these teams that have won 11 in a row, or whatever, that’s what it took to chase down the Rangers in the standings. Think it’s more likely that the Rangers play better than this than any of those teams, especially Columbus and Philly, continue to play at anything close to this pace.
and I repeat, a really good team is going to finish Fifth Metro, and any team that is fourth or fifth ought to be tanking big time the final week of the season.
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cooscoos un-coached kids is exactly right. This team at present does not have the D or the goal tending to play this pond hockey speed game!
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Carp, ever the voice of reason! To you, new and old Boneheads, a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and New Year!
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Thanks, Carp, for the breath of fresh, logical air. It is analogous to the gorgeous second movement of Bach’s double violin concerto–as Albert Schweitzer described it, a something-I can’t-remember between two violent-other-things. Now back to the ledge commentary.
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One time I decide to give Torts some props Carp says his current streak is nothing special lol
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Carp
It’s better to finish 4th then 5th IF Pittsburgh or the division winner has more points than Montreal. In this case the 4th team would move into the Atlantic bracket
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I loave bread fresh out of the oven.
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Merry, Merry Christmas and Happy, Happy Hanukkah, my friends! Hope your holiday is tremendously tremendous, and your new year too.
Thanks for everything you do.
And don’t even dream about drinking and driving.
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Alex, are you sure about that? …
Whatever the scenario is that gets you into the pathetic Atlantic bracket is the one teams need to abuse. Columbus or Philly could get an automatic berth into the ECF by doing so.
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I just don’t get it. AV has to send an unproven 22 year old (Skjei) a “message?” Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah!
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Martin Loather loathed indulgences.
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Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah to all RR2 boneheads.
I personally loavthe this new playoff format. (Tanks Buttman)
Is there a chance the league can go back to 1 thru 8 seeding, after expansion ?
I’m sure they can spin it as a means to erase their mistake while saving face.
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His name is Bettman for a reason Hill!
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Yes,happy Xmas and happy Hanukkah to all. A happy Boxing Day to everyone as well if I don’t pass thru between now and then.
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Thanks doodie for making this possible and thanks carp for bringing us all together to begin with!
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Be safe and enjoy everyone!
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Joyeux Noël
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Merry Christmas my fellow Boneheads enjoy your day with family and friends! Go Rangers!
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