Whew! Tuned in on NHL TV and what do I see….The Hockey Show with former NHL star Anson Carter instead of the Ranger game. A few minutes of that and the feed did switch to the game. I was about to use my iPad as a frisbee.
Taylor Hall is a good player. Poor guy gets traded out of Edmonton, who are going to make the playoffs for the first time since 2006 and ends up in Newark.
Somebody spoke to Sam. He had the Lucille Ball orange Henna washed out of his rearwig. Going now with sort of a Walmart Brown Ruth Bader Ginsberg look.
True story: Ray Shero, classy man, ordered arena people to not play the “You suck” song, and when they try to sing it without the music, he has ordered loud music to be played to drown them out.
It’s not the devils, it’s the rangers, same game as toronto, craps etc. Rangers get a million good looks but either miss the net, pass instead of shoot or witha wide open net shoot puck into goalie, can’t make this crap up.
Watch debbies playing the rest of the game trap with occasional counter attacks on desperate and discouraged Rangers with the few more goals against us.
Despite of just one goal game it looks like lost already in those 1.5 minutes. Rangers keep piling mistakes, there is no anger or passion, still a lot of hesitation on shots and not enough speed.
Just got done watching dvr’d game. I voted machine, couch, and hated (he needs to give wall battle lessons to beat wide).
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I’d still trade beat wide in the right deal.
Good morning all! Holy mother of pearls I totally blanked on there being a game yesterday…what is wrong with me!!??
But bless you all….don’t even need a review. Reading the worst blog on the internets makes me feel like I watched game with every high and low light 😍 LGR! See ya all later on!
Rangers Report 2.0 
Foist
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Oy, vey!…
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It’s an Auntie night.
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MUST WIN?
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Must Win. Capital S.
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Hank is pretty no matter who’s in goal. The hair – those eyes…..
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Almost posted a go time thread!
THE!
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Game 7. Must win
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Can’t seriously hate Debbies anymore – too week for too long… But losing to them – real embarrassment.
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…it is too weak.
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THE = LGR!
Stoopid new phone update!
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Rangers 5
Satan 0
GWG JT Milluh
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LGR !!!
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Sugar Crush
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Though, still hate, regardless: Philties, future homeless Isles and Pitties…
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Wassup my Headthren !
I’m expecting a papa john night at minimum.
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Sam using bettman math. The devils are a .500 team. 60 points in 60 games.
25-25-10
oh that losers point deceives a lot of people.
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Wow! AV looks Presidential…
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Whew! Tuned in on NHL TV and what do I see….The Hockey Show with former NHL star Anson Carter instead of the Ranger game. A few minutes of that and the feed did switch to the game. I was about to use my iPad as a frisbee.
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Let’s Go Rangers!
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Rangers now habitually starting slowly… Do NOT like it.
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Former NHL star …
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Speak about Momentum…
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Maybe the Devils will score in this game, then the fans can chant “Hey, you suck” and go home happy, win or lose.
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Rangers are in kind of disarray…
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Lets gogogogogogogogo!!!!
RAAANGERS are in da HOUWSEEEE!!#!
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LOVE THIS TEAM!!!
Rangers are the best!!!
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That’s right! Common! Get out of this gutter!
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Great Day in the Morning !
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SCORESSSS!!!!
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Woohooooooooo!!!!
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Organist at Prudential Center has to be paying attention so he/she can try to immediately drown out the Ranger fans when they score. Didn’t work.
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I even love our scratches …well I wish both Buchy and PuMpLe were playn…cant dress em all
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LETS DO THIS!!! Fire Olga LETS GO!!!!
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I be playing “gloom & doom” in absents of Miami and Eric. Someone has to do this tough, but noble job.
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Atta boy 4ever!
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Kreider
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So far they are just lucky…
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Greg, pumped?
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5th linebuzzing
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No “Jambalaya!”?
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Hey CARP, do you still hate THE?
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I’m mixing it up.
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Missing the game, tooling around Gastown in Vancouver with the wife. Saw two Rangers hats! LGR!!
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Kreider was explaining to the ref. that he was crosschecked back to the pool
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I hate everybody.
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Taylor Hall is a good player. Poor guy gets traded out of Edmonton, who are going to make the playoffs for the first time since 2006 and ends up in Newark.
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If Debbies want to play open hockey with Rangers – they will stand no chance, IMO
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I hope, Raanta will substantially improve his saves percentage after tonight.
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Lindberg Baby!
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Hot Diggety !!
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Long Live Sweden! (and it endless supply of good players)
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WHOOP There it is!!
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Lindberg for Shattenkirk straight up? LOL!
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Nice play by couch finding the machine
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Always amazed me how often and easily big Nash falling down at board in struggle for puck even with smaller opponents. Love him.
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Auntie looks great! Love his attitude and his ability. But it makes me worry that Vegas is gonna snatch him away from us.
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you can bet on that. Safely.
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Oscar the Couch Line
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Noting an assist for Jesper as I check in from a husband chair. I assume he’s having his usual godlike game?
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Jeff Carter just had his first fight since leaving the Flyers….and he got knocked out by Ryan Kesler with one punch.
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Somebody spoke to Sam. He had the Lucille Ball orange Henna washed out of his rearwig. Going now with sort of a Walmart Brown Ruth Bader Ginsberg look.
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Norm out on the town again with his Witness Protection AMEX card.
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Why do it arbitrarily do this ejamesc thing?
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Ex NHL Hall of Famer Anson Carter likes to put his shoe on the table. If he were a Cartwright, Ben would kick his All Star az.
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Eat Me! Must Win!
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Bonanza 2017 – Little Joe, Hoss, Adam, and Anson, who was adopted as a youth by Ben.
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JT Millah playing like a beast
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Ex NHL hall of famer Anson Carter. LOL!
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Rangers conducting an offensive zone clinic this period. Nothing to show for it yet.
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It is time to convert mere dominance to the hard currency.
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Is this the best and deepest group of young Ranger forwards ever?
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Im pumped Carp but this game is almost too easy
Lets go lets go lets go lets go
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Down to Juniors Farm?
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Why knock Anson Carter? He was a first ballot HoFer
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Can’t believe I’m saying that , but this PP is very good regardless of outcome.
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Down to Dumas Walker’s?
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The best papa bug!! Buchneyvich would be on top line on another team .Vesy and Pirri are deadly
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Down the street the dogs are barking.
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Give’m a bone.
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Zuc has showing some heroics every game this way or another
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Devils playing for the Mario LeMiex pick.?… a little late
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Oh, common…Zamboni driver could do better…
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Just think, all these guys were being traded a month ago…
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Ranta is the best Rangernetminder since Cam Talbot
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Never underestimate bad bounces and other people determination…
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Holden is great …This team is built on speed n skill…oh Devils scored…no biggie…we really on have THE as our toughguy
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Swamp ass
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How about to become angry and score some more?…
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Henrique beats Auntie
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This game is right on track. Rangers with a million opportunities to score but can’t and the devils finally score a goal on one of there few chances.
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Annoying clingy Derbils
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Our 4th line is no goon line thats for Shirley.
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True story: Ray Shero, classy man, ordered arena people to not play the “You suck” song, and when they try to sing it without the music, he has ordered loud music to be played to drown them out.
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Thunder snow storm has my dish fudged.
Eezthay?
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Don’t call me Shirley
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As I said earlier it’s just not possible to cush these guys why? I just don’t get it!
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Snow storm? Are you in an Igloo?
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Sixty degrees this morning, snowing like a bastage tonight.
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It’s Trumps fault.
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Why does Pee-Do roll up his sleaves?
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What’s up with these five o’clock games?
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It’s not the devils, it’s the rangers, same game as toronto, craps etc. Rangers get a million good looks but either miss the net, pass instead of shoot or witha wide open net shoot puck into goalie, can’t make this crap up.
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expect the same in the third, rangers will get a ton of chances, won’t score, devils with few chances will get a cheap goal and OT here we go again.
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I think Rangers score 3 in the 3rd
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They might need to.
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Antti has turned into a pumpkin.
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little earlier than expected but there you go.
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Couldn’t create the worse scenario to start 3rd period. As I said.
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Ye of little faith
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Caramba.
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Should’ve put this game away in 2nd.
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Papa, I just tell it the way I see it.
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This team is never prepared early and late. Sup wit dat?
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Challenge that!
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Love ” let it be” during the review.
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No way the Rangers get this call.
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Plenty of time…
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Wood farted on Auntie, no goal
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Silent but deadly
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What kinda shizzle iz dizzle?? We stink. Like the Knicks.
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This looks like a Fishsticks game. Weird.
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Rigged
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Chinese fireplace
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Derbils will choke.
Book it.
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We never score 2 on 1
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Burning Abacus
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Girardi finding Nemo.
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Wedgie’s unused timeouts must go toward his pension.
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Watch debbies playing the rest of the game trap with occasional counter attacks on desperate and discouraged Rangers with the few more goals against us.
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Ah what a difference goaltending makes.
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Staal has twice lost his shuffleboard cue.
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Gotta try to solve the trap. Outwork, draw penalty…
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Can Raanta go to Vegas now?
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Still trying to make perfect play
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Despite of just one goal game it looks like lost already in those 1.5 minutes. Rangers keep piling mistakes, there is no anger or passion, still a lot of hesitation on shots and not enough speed.
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Sam keeps saying ‘nice recovery by the Rangers.’ He neglects to say that when you make a recovery, it is because you screwed up to begin with.
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Vegas will be off the Raanta train now.
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Grabner playing this game?
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LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!
This will see what we are made of ….
RAAAAAANGERS LETS DO THIS
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I spotted Grabner!
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Ugly loss. And nearly all on Auntie.
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Yeah I saw Grabner get boxed out by about 4 Derbils in front of Schneid
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Derbils boxing out the front, keeping shots to the outside…. long wrist shots into crowds of Derbils
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This team is a joke.
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Donuts!!!!
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Jambayla !!!
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Clendenning #6 D
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I’ll be dipped in shiit!!!!
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Rangers prepared late?
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GO GO GO GO GO GO
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There’s one!
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3rd game in a row for OT and SO?
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WE are the championions my friends. …
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Yeah, the champions of missing opportunities….Sigh.
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we are so good …we beat the Crapitals and tease the Devil right outta Georga …ahhh
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Auntie was below standard, and you gotta give credit to Schneid — he kept the Derbils in the game long enough for Auntie to falter.
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Well I did say onions😂
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Didn’t Hall score an overtime
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THANK YOU, HOCKEY GODS!!!!
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Yeah baby. Very nice!
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Yahtzee !!!!
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RANGERS WIN RANGERS WIN RANGERS WIN!!!
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It was masterful from Ziba!
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Oh baby
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miKA! miKA! miKA!
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Itchy Balls!
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Good win. I had no doubts.
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Devils schedule mass suicide. Fans welcome.
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Should be won much easier…but Rangers are all that – create difficulties to themselves, to than overcome it.
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I think Brady Skjei is a keeper. Kid makes delicious passes.
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Skjei with the second save after Raanta’s big first save, then a big assist. OK contributor, this guy.
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When, oh when, is AV going to alert this bunch to be ready from the gitgo for Isles and Debs?
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Auntie with the redemption tour in OT! Now tomorrow I’d like to see a win in regulation please…
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Smells like Napalm!
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2pts in the books
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…and I don’t mind 1 point for debbies – they will not need to use it anyway.
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That Skjei kid has a nice touch. I think I read somewhere there may be another game tonight? Icebirds and Cheesesteaks or somesuch?
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Anyone still want to trade “Beat Wide”??
Lmao
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CARP hates Skjei.
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Auntie was in goal but Girardi was as much as fault for 2 of them
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Rangers beating the debbie’s I can sleep in peace!
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Teams like this one used to be called Find A Way Rangers.
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like i said 3 on 3 is made for Skjei. Then again 3 on 3 is not really hockey albeit exciting.
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I’m gonna tell ya little fella
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They outlawed 3 on 3 during the Oiler heyday.
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I think at the trade deadline smart thing would be to go after cheap veteran defenseman like Tyutin.
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Alex, 3 on 3 hockey is real enough, but I agree that it should only occur once in a blue moon, when that many penalties line up.
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Norm 3 on 3 is exciting but i can’t judge a players value over that aspect of regular season (won’t happen in playoffs).
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True that, but it’s Skjei’s 5v5 #s that’re so impressive.
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Caber!
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Just got done watching dvr’d game. I voted machine, couch, and hated (he needs to give wall battle lessons to beat wide).
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I’d still trade beat wide in the right deal.
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In no particular order btw
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Good morning all! Holy mother of pearls I totally blanked on there being a game yesterday…what is wrong with me!!??
But bless you all….don’t even need a review. Reading the worst blog on the internets makes me feel like I watched game with every high and low light 😍 LGR! See ya all later on!
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Leave it to Brooksie to get the blood Boyling:
He suggests a perfect landing place for pending unrestricted free agent Brian Boyle would be: Brooklyn.
He’s right–and I think I’m gonna be sick.
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*NEW POST*
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