The game will continue through the weekend, but that last thread was getting long. So, to repeat, here are the rules.
- Make a trade proposal involving one or more current Rangers players.
- The trade proposal I like best will win a prize to be named later.
- I am the final arbiter of who wins.
- Be wary of the salary cap, NTCs, NMCs, and the expansion draft.
- If you use draft picks, give the round and year, and make sure that the teams have those particular picks.
So far, I think there is one clear leader as most of the proposals made are, IMO, pure fantasy.
First. Let’s go Slew Foot!
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Doodie is going to declare Carp’s Glass trade the winner.
Steve Ott takes an assistant coaching job w Blues. Guess Montreal is soft again
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Stepan and our first rounder for Duchene isn’t as far fetched as adding Barrie to the mix. I think Sakic would consider it seeing as it gives him a 26 year old NHL ready Center and another selection in the first round after the 4th overall pick.
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1-1 after 2, 2-2 after 4.
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Love the Preds.
(All of a sudden)
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Would be nice to see Rinne and Fisher get their names on the Cup. I’d just feel bad for Bergiven when the Habs fans burn his house down moments afterwards
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Thank you bunchily, Seee.
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“Alright. Alright…… Some people have to play little games. You play yours.”
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Loved that A-Pod interview, Ranger Rick, and look forward to the next one. Lots of true characters on our NYR teams when you were starting out and I never tire of the anecdotes.
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really getting the itch to do a book, coos. too bad it’s been proven you can’t make money on a hockey book. thank you.
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My last publisher said” “You made me think, you made me laugh, you made me cry, but you didn’t make me any money.”
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If Girardi and Staal are basically unmoveable based on salary and one one will be bought out why wouldn’t they agree to waive NMC for expansion draft? Appears they could keep NMC for remainder of contract after draft. Thinking Rangers could go with 8 skaters to protect to free up 2 additional forward spots they could use among Fast, Lindberg and Grabner .
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Buyout gets you 2/3 of your money. then you can sign as a UFA for more than half what you make now and end up earning more $$ than if you hadn’t been bought out. So a buyout works for the player.
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PK Slew-ban!
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Agree buyout works for player so whats the risk for them to waive NMC if Vegas not going to claim them or if get one of them at lower price after buyout if they have interest
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Not sure I understand. But why waive the NMC when you will be better served being bought out? i.e., if Girardi gets bought out, he gets 2/3 of his $$ then becomes a UFA and can sign where he wants to sign. As opposed to waiving the NMC and being traded or claimed via expansion?
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Carp,
Do you think they buy out Staal, Girardi, or neither?
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Carp: Who would take G in a trade or in expansion?
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Carp, they would be waiving NMC for expansion draft only – read that NMC remains intact after expansion. If they are not going to get claimed anyway they would benefit by getting bought out for 2/3 of $ and can sign elsewhere or they stay with Rangers at same contract if not bought out and keep NMC
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I think a few things could happen if they waived their NMCs. The Rangers could decide its a better use of $$ to trade them but retain salary instead of buying them out. They could also be traded a cap floor team at the tail end of their contract so Arizona or Carolina can save a few mil. Point is they would rather be bought out and make more money than have either of those things happen.
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CCCP, missing the point on both discussions.
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And you, besides being a smart tuches, have yet to answer any of my questions. Why are you being so mysterious about it? lol
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That last post was for Carp.
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Where the hell is trouba already damnit.
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Not sure what point im missing when I say that Arniel is pretty useless or bad at his job. But M’KAY!
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Shaquille Arniel
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Trouba to Islanders.
E4
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Carp, please, don’t give Girardi and/or Staal any wrong ideas… Hope they will not going to work on their IQ this summer.
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Better yet… let’s ask the audience. Please kids, tell us, what do you think Arniel’s job is as an assistant coach? Do you think he does it well? Don’t be shy…. any and all answers are welcome!
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Is this another contest?
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Carp, Re: about you writing a book.
My Mom used to say: ” Do what you have to do, or love to do, or what’s itching … and worry about pay after – either some of mentioned will stay with you anyway and money is not one of that. Don’t underestimate your readers and fans for all those years. Just do it. We will buy.
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Carp, are you still going to go with the title, “uncontested”?
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We are not getting Trouba. Eklund has him going to Canadians (e3)! And apparently we are looking to get anisimov back.
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Bobby O
even if we went with 8 skaters that would still only have 7 forwards plus McDonagh. Which is the same amount of forwards as 7-3-1. So Girardi and Staal have no impact on protecting except on defense and currently Holden and Klein are not worth protecting. If we signed Smith or traded for a dman before expansion then Girardi and/or Staal would impact protected list.
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Gotcha Alex guess this strategy makes sense if they move forward /Stephan for defenseman …though it would only free up one forward protection spot
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Thank you for the advise, 4ever.
That’s a different book, “Uncontested” Dan.
CCCP, you still accusing me of hating Euros? If you don’t know what a guy’s job is, how can you suggest he’s doing it poorly. Fanboy talk.
Beezle, I think plenty of coaches would like to have Girardi at a much-reduced cap hit. I can think of a bunch of teams in the Metro who could use a third-pair RH. Including NYR.
I guess I don’t understand the whole waiving NMC vs. buyout discussion. … I think if they’re going to buy him out, they’re going to buy him out.
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*advice
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Still learning? I do. LOL.
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Fanboy talk? Ok…
Again with not knowing what guy does. I asked you like 10 times already. If PK / PP / FORWARDS isnt his responsibilities, then what? Again… yet to get an answer.
One name for you – Jagr. :*
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Carp I spent a good 11 dollars on Amazon for nightmare and drag slayer. Figured you grossed a solid $1.76 of that cash
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C3 you’re a fan boy, Carp thinks you’re lame, and Tretiak never woulda made it in the NHL 😉
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Oh yeah! Tretiak! Thanks for reminding me about him, James! Here is another Euro I’m *acusing* Carp of hating! BAM! ACUSED!
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Europansy
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Arniel is useless.
(:
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Who is Ariel and what does he do?
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I don’t hate you, and you’re a Europansy. ilb is a Europansy. 4ever is a Europansy. I certainly don’t hate Buchnevich (yet) or any of the Swede-pansies on the Rangers. One of my favorite all-time players — we’re very close actually — was/is Sarge Nemchinov; another was Jan Erixon.
Jagr. woof.
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I really am a big fan of Tretiak. and so glad they pulled him from that game.
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Great question, St Pete. But we shouldn’t ask that question anymore because Carp gets upset 😦
I think Carp dislikes me…not because I am a Euro but because I think I give him a hard time.
😛
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I don’t dislike you. but you do tend to try to piss me off sometimes.
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I don’t do it intentionally! I guess that’s how I show my love for you! I love you!
Please tell me what Arniel does? lol :*
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He’s the associate head coach of the New York Rangers.
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… at the present time.
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lol ok…don’t wanna tell me what he does, fine. topic closed…
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but he should be fired for doing whatever it is he does?
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And that means he does what Carp? From what I can tell not much lol!
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there it is. the crux of the discussion.
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People who have no idea what a guy does, but will insist he’s bad at it.
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uummm… I believe *I* and most if not all of the people on here *know* what he does BUT you *Carp* pretend like that is not what he *does* by telling me that I am incorrect lol… so once again… if he doesn’t do what most of think he *does* then WHAT DOES HE DO? (according you are our guy on the inside)
ps, this post was NOT meant to piss you off Carp.
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most of us^
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according = since lol
sorry…
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.
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Oooohhh….fight fight fight between carp and cccp.
Then they needed a room.
Now it’s n again!!!!!
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On Bonehead jeopardy, the answer is: McIlrath, THE Kreider, Buchnevich, CCCP and Europansies.
What is……………………………………………………………..
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Rangers need to change their sweater colour to mustard, clearly it’s the colour of winning….Erie otters winning now too.
The broadway “mustard on our shirts” anyone?!
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I think doodie needs to tell us the clear leader in “potential hypothetical” trades
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no fighting… obviously Carp knows more than I do so i’ll just shut up.
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one last thing.
Whatever Arniel does he does it great! We should keep him because he is great at what he does.
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Trade Girardi.
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Papa,
… You can have my answer now. Nothing.
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Whatever Arniel does he gets some good looks doing it!
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Stay out of this Wick, if you know what’s good for you. Nobody wants to fight a reporter 🙂
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I know the answer, TYM, but it’s not accurate. I don’t have Buchnevich (yet). You forgot Wicky, the LIE, Miller and Jagr.
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* don’t hate Buchnevich (yet).
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When did Assistants become Associates? Associate is a higher rank.
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Because “ass” in associate sounfd more important.
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Carp broke the blog
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Go fast day!!!
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SeeDubb, Dancin is one thing -you’re falling all over the floor.
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Yesterday was a fast day. Today is a feast day.
Truly yours,
Catholic Boy
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‘Do the Watusi!
Put your hands on your hips, yeah
Let your backbone slip’
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Everybody’s doing a brand-new dance, now Come on Quickie, do the loco-motion!
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Cool Carp. I am sure ythat Buchnevich is concerned though.
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He’d better be.
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What’s a raccoon? It’s what you are stupid!
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Just texted Howie to wish him a Happy Anniversary:
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Raccoon’s are Rocky!
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Arniel is ˈyo͞osfəl.
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So I’m still catching up on this Expansion draft thing. I don’t see any benefit to do the eight skater thing rather than 7 forwards and 3 D. Even if Staal and Girardi waive their NMCs they have to protect McD so that leaves them 7 spots for forwards which is a net loss of one D spot. It is only seems to benefit teams with deep Ds and thin forward groups. (Nashville, Anaheim, Minny?) Am I missing something?
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Got a reminder of how long ago they won the Cup. I was watching a Bruin game and they were talking about Charlie McAvoy. They mentioned that he grew up in Long Beach idolizing Brian Leetch. He was born five years after Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!
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Old Ranger fan
you nailed it on the protected thing. The 8 skaters only is for teams that want to protect 4 or more dmen (or the very unlikely case where a team has no dmen they want to protect).
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I’m proud Europansy, converted to Ameripansy, to appease Carp and annoy all europansy’s hockey commentators with my strait, simple, no-nonsense vison on Canadian game.
CCCP, – stop barking at Carp. He is a sequoia – might and too high to hear you.
Carp, – let veteran dog bark freely at his will, – he is truly independent minded, free spirit. Let’s be friends.
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4Ever said that Carp is high.
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Confucius say ‘let veteran dog bark freely.’
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I’m not Confucius, – just Confused…
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Confucius say man who dates flat chested woman has right to feel low down.
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Figure of speech for most is in intangible shape…
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coos,
I always wonder – are you a teacher? (in general terms). Some of your sententious sayings are like aphorisms sparkled with such wit. Abeunt studia in mores.
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…and then came a (J)Gibberish times….
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Good evening, boneheads!
What did I miss? Had a couple of busy days…
We can hit a 100 comments anymore?
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101.
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The last one went over 300 in two days.
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Stepan for Trocheck + 4th ’18
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Doodie to Vegas blog for future considerations.
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The gibberish is strong in this one.
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Lew Alcindor and Cassius Clay for a player to be named later.
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FIRE SOMEONE!
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If we’re not going to fire someone, at least give someone a hot foot.
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AV to secretary: “Increase the gum allocation for next season and order me 12 pair of 2XL jockey shorts.”
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lmao
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3 Russian vegas hookers for 3 members of the folkyerself clan!
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Putin plays hockey and scores 10 goals every game as everyone stands around and lets him. I wonder if Slats wins the golf outings in LaQuinta for the same reason.
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Kim Jong-un simultaneously played goalie and forward against the world champion North Korea hockey club and scored eighty seven goals and rejected 92 of 92 shots on goal, in an 87-0 romp – all in one period, while also recording 18 successive holes- in -one on the newly opened No. Korea Pyongyang Trump National and then visited his barber for a trim, all before 10AM Saturday, May 27 in the current year of Our Lord.
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Happy Sunday Boneheads my wife and I are celebrating our 8th wedding anniversary at Epcot! Go Rangers!
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Happy Anniversary Eli
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Happy Anny Eli
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Every
Person
Comes
Out
Trashed
I’ve lived up to this acronym a few times. Love it there. Happy Anny, St Pete! Enjoy!
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Eli, you and your wife have been at Epcot for 8 years? Are you stuck somewhere in that giant golf ball?
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Happy anniversary st Pete
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Thanks boys we’ll get home eventually. When does next season start?
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“3 Russian vegas hookers for 3 members of the folkyerself clan”
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I’d make that trade myself! I could live with a few more or less Folkyerselfs…
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Good for her and her family
https://www.nhl.com/news/nicholle-anderson-wife-of-senators-goalie-cancer-free/c-289635648
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yes very good CCCP on Nicholle
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“3 Russian vegas hookers for 3 members of the folkyerself clan”
No need for that. All so called members in the folkyerself clan are hookers, who serves each other.
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Congratulations on your 8th, Eli!
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Good morning, boneheads!
Hope you all have a great, meaningful day. Let’s all remember those who died while serving.
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I’m a little late to the game here, but old Ranger fan was right on the money last post. Ryan Ellis is the target.
Nashville is one of those teams who has a 4th defenseman that they’d probably rather not lose for free. It could be Ekholm, but in terms of our needs, Ellis fits the bill.
Before the season, you could make the argument that Nashville is an easy 8 F/D protected team. But with the emergence of guys like Arvidsson, Jarnkrok, etc…they have a nicer group of forwards than most give them credit for. But still not 7 deep. Coupled with a bit of a need at center, being that Fisher is getting up there, I could see…
Stepan for Ellis. Maybe some picks and prospects tipping the scales either way, but the bones of the deal are those two guys.
This gives Nashville an extremely solid return, as well as an assurance that they won’t lose him for free (or if they needed to protect him, they won’t lose a Neal or Arvidsson). Nashville is definitely in a bit of a hard spot here. Though I’d imagine that a dozen teams at least would be in on Ellis or Ekholm.
The Rangers would subsequently need to make one of Staal or Girardi disappear. Being that a Girardi buyout is on the table and semi acceptable, I’ll let Gorton do his job and not mansplain it to him.
Ellis would look mighty good next to McDonagh.
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I feel like the Maze Runner inside this giant golf ball! Where is the exit in this thing?
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…and though I think Ryan Ellis is the best legit target for us – I’m going to officially play a different trade:
NYR – Derek Stepan
VAN – Chris Tanev
(subsequent buyout of Dan Girardi, at the very least)
Right now Vancouver is looking at a 7-3-1 configuration with:
F – Sedin, Sedin, Eriksson, Sutter, Horvat are definites. Final two rounded out by Baertschi and Granlund (meh)
D – Tanev, Edler, Gudbranson
G – Who cares.
Going with those players leaves dmen Sbisa and Biega exposed. Not great by any means (personally I think Sbisa kind of stinks), but the Canucks are light at forward. The Sedins and Eriksson have full NMCs, so if Vancouver wanted to protect Sbisa for any reason, they couldn’t go with the 8-1 configuration without losing one of Sutter or Horvat.
Anyway, Vancouver could certainly use Stepan up front, and Tanev could slide in on the first pair with McD.
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The reason I put Nash in as an option on those kinds of trades is I’m not sure that the trading partner would like Step’s cap hit and NTC. Nash’s contract only has a year left on it so there is no long term issue. Of course that kind of makes him a rental. Nash will be like Eric Staal after last year. His price will go way down based on his drop off in performance. He may need to go UFA to find the market which will make hard for the Rangers to resign. At half of what he is making he is a great player,but, no at $8 million.
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http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goes-brown-cup-final-rooting-guide-nhls-29-teams/
rooting interests for finals
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but if guys like Ladd get $5.5M for seven years as UFAs, Nash is going to get north of $6M for shorter term. especially if he has a decent year.
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Eyegor Malkin vs. PK Subban in the World Chamionship of Slew Footing. Who ya got?
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cool video cccp
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BURP…
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🔩 the 🖊S
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Skidney is being praised for getting his coach fired, resulting in Sullivan coming in. And……….how do goofballs like JR and Former NHL Star Anson Carter get jobs like this?
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Go preds. Pens in 5 is my call though
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Do we need a new post?
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yes… NEW POST! SCF EDITION!
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NEW POST
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Stepan and 2nd rounder for Galchenyuk
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